A Dose of Laughter for a Snow Day in the Northeast

My cousin, Anita, sent this to me. After I stopped laughing, I decided to post it for all to see. I wish I could credit the creative mind that put this together, but I don't know who it is.

Watch for these mergers in 2007:

1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.

R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces

and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining

will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon

Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will
become: Knott NOW!

And finally:

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new
name: Titty Titty Bang Bang.

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I wonder if this was created by someone at a Bored Meeting.